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What Shapes to Expect in the Box:

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Ascot

Like the tie, only for your wall and not your neck. Please, don't wear your wall on your neck. Though if you do, take a pic and send it to us. Also, if it happens and you're not at a college keg party, then you've got some serious explaining to do, and should know that the Ascot is too mature for your wall. Try our Peace Out instead. Under these circumstances, mass ordering of Tacky Smack is highly encouraged.

Skillz: 
Medium
$18.00

NOTE: No Longer Accepting Orders!

What Exactly Do I Get?

- An assortment of shapes in varying sizes
- The shapes come in the color combination you select
- Individual quantities as shown in below image
- Available sizes with approximate install dimensions (HxW):

  • Small - 26.5" x 30"
  • Medium - 2.5 ft. x 3 ft.
  • Large - 3.5 ft. x 4 ft.
  • Color Options (swatches approximate)

    Candied Lilac
    Deep Purple
    Lavender Moon
    Coal Smudge
    Lipstick Red
    Oil
    Funshine Yellow
    LemonHey
    Mustardo
    Metallic~ Crown
    Metallic~ Penny
    Metallic~ Sword
    Metallic~ Sword
    Oil
    Snowjob
    Monkey Chuck
    Powder Blue
    Zen
    Rental Beige
    Snowjob
    Zen

    Feeling unsure? Don't worry...

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