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Hippo Swish

Hippos are actually pretty scary animals. Not docile. Giant. They move fast. And they poop a ton. Definitely don't swim in their area, for all those reasons. But the Hippo Swish, now that's another creature all together. Because actually, it doesn't really exist. But if it did, it's teeth would be made from the shadow dust of the turnip king. And it's tail would serve to create further shadow, and all the children of the turnip king's realm would live in the Hippo Swish's mouth and occasionally slide down his back to the shadow tail place. Much rejoicing would take place, until the sun came up and they all burned to death. Then we'd gather all the turnip king's burnt children dust and make vinyl, shape it in honor of his realm, and then sell it to you. Please, help support the children.

Skillz: 
Easy
$10.00

NOTE: No Longer Accepting Orders!

What Exactly Do I Get?

- One Hippo Swish design
- The design comes in the color you select
- Available sizes with dimensions (HxW):

  • Small - 9.5" x 13"
  • Medium - 15" x 21"
  • Large - 22" x 30"
  • Color Options (swatches approximate)

    Blacklight
    Bleen Green
    Coal Smudge
    Deep Purple
    Lipstick Red
    Mustardo
    Oil
    Thanksgiving Melee
    Varsity Green

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