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Too Early

Worms should sleep late. Except for worm infidels looking to become martyrs. Those worms we should eat. Try to get them before they're all hopped up on their morning cup of coffee though, or else you'll be having tiny explosions going off in your tummy. Tiny worm infidel martyr explosions from hopped up fodder because you got up too darn early for your own good. Honestly, why don't people sleep in more and save us all the guilt? Besides, night times are fun times too. Try staying up later and adding some moon to your sun. The birds are real quiet at night and worms squish underfoot.

$25.00
Skillz: 
Medium
What Do I Get?

- Some hungry birds, one worm hopped up on caffeine
- The design comes in the colors you select
- Quantities as shown in below image
- Available sizes with approximate install dimensions (HxW):

  • Small - 7.5" x 24"
  • Medium - 18" x 49"
  • Large - 31" x 82"
  • Color Options (swatches approximate)

    Mintal
    Monkey Chuck
    Persimmon
    Brownish
    Mustardo
    Nut Butter
    Cheeky Pink
    Monkey Chuck
    Zen
    Metallic~ Crown
    Metallic~ Penny
    Metallic~ Sword
    Lavender Moon
    Monkey Chuck
    Powder Blue
    Brownish
    The Green Juice
    Tropic Sea